Hilarious weather map predicts obscenely shaped blizzard: ‘Is this storm named Viagra?’

Winter is coming.

A forecast depicting a massive winter storm across the U.S. has internet users thinking the same thing — that it’s shaping up to be a hard winter.

According to the experts at AccuWeather, this bomb cyclone will spread snow and ice along a 1,500-mile-long swath of the U.S. from the Plains to the Atlantic coast, including New York City, from this weekend to early next week.

It could be the first major snowstorm for the central and eastern U.S., potentially impeding travel during the final days of the holiday break.

Despite the dire warning, most viewers couldn’t help but notice that the viral meaty-orological model resembled a giant pink phallus splashed across America.

“Looks like a large portion of the country is really getting the shaft,” quipped one wit on X.

“Is this storm named Viagra?” joked another. They also shared a meme of the map with the caption, “If your storm lasts longer than four hours, call a physician.”

“If that’s the size when it’s cold I’d hate to see what warm weather brings,” said another jokester.

“The East Coast is gonna get pounded,” wrote one X user.

According to the AccuWeather report, 3 to 6 inches or more of snow will hit a region spanning 1,000 miles from western Nebraska to West Virginia.

Meanwhile, heavy snow — 6 to 12 inches or more — will pummel an area extending from northern Kansas and southeastern Nebraska to southern Ohio.

A maximum of 30 inches will fall somewhere from northeastern Kansas to northern Missouri to west-central Illinois.

Unfortunately for Big Apple snow lovers, the New York City metro area will likely receive a light donut dusting of 1 inch on Monday, although areas directly to the south could receive an inch or more.

This isn’t the first time someone has spotted an NSFW weather model.

The BBC elicited sophomoric reactions in 2020 after broadcasting a storm forecast that was a dead ringer for a penis.